Dan is a brave man. Hes a extreme hacker man who hacks his whole life. He hacks fast food restaurants like kfc and wears expensive clothing brands. Dan has all the girls and is the most popular in his city.
by ChoofedDog July 5, 2020
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you live with trough the years and you almost only have each other
2) a person who is secretly gay and have a "friend" (they think you don't know that they're married)
you live with trough the years and you almost only have each other
2) a person who is secretly gay and have a "friend" (they think you don't know that they're married)
Noah: Hey did you just see that boy he's a total dan
Brian: you're a total dan
Noah: no I'm not Phil is just..... my friend
Brian: you're a total dan
Noah: no I'm not Phil is just..... my friend
by I'm a bull May 27, 2017
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1) a seriously smelly dude.
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.
could be used as a verb as in "danned"
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.
could be used as a verb as in "danned"
by Benjamin Hess April 2, 2008
Get the Dan mug.A teenage boy, with an extremely large penis! He's not scared to show it and all the girls know that it would leave them in a wheelchair for life. Not only this, he also knows how to use it very well! The sort of person who will treat his partner like a princess.
Girl 1: why are you in hospital?
Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!
Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!
by ManU4Life January 2, 2012
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Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)
by Gyasleep December 16, 2018
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