Curly Vajatobles 

1. Someone with hair that curls on the edges.

2. A great planking squad.

3. A term to call someone to put them in deep confusion.

Sarah:" look at that guy, he's curly vajatobles."

Matt: "huh?"

Tessa: "it worked"

Curly Vajatobles by thats.what.it.is November 8, 2011

Curly fries

A scary ass doll that gets attacked by peanut butter,wakes up next to you,and has a owner that is obsessed with memes

OMG IT’S CURLY FRIES

Curly fries by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 25, 2018

curly poop 

(1) Jenn's wifes poop (2) Sheri's uvula

(1) Jenn's wife is laying in her own curly poop! (2) Sheri, open your mouth so I can see your curly poop!

curly poop by Sherifer February 20, 2005

curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

curly jeffersons by Katharsis March 30, 2009

Curly Qs 

Curly, pungent, sweaty asshairs. Soft and wet from stimulation. Very stinky, never a pleasant sight.

Jack had to brush his hair encrusted teeth after licking Leone's Curly Qs.

Curly Qs by Beisner March 29, 2005

curly canoe

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:
"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:
"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

curly canoe by James Peter James February 9, 2005

Curly Perm 

A sudden and fast involuntary emission of wind, so high in pitch in fact, that the air crackles. A painful and unpleaseurable experiance that leaves all bung hole bumfluff tightly coiled like clock springs.

Oooooh, I think I've just given myself a "curly perm".

Curly Perm by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004