Curb Chomp

A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.

Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?

by Abasdemm October 25, 2009

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

dick to the curb

When you're with your girl and her friends and you decide to let her have a girls' night and leave the scene.

You girls look like you're having a good time, let me take my dick to the curb.

by Alliebees January 15, 2018

side curb

someone who is known as a “pussy” or “weak”

oh yeah that Tim he’s a absolute side curb he was way to scared to fight me

by 1truthonly January 6, 2022

Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022

Dirty curb

When you take a shit on a curb and put someone’s teeth on the shit and curb stomp then

Person1:I’m going to dirty curb you

by Analbead42069 January 23, 2021

Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014