Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.
"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."
by schonstraws October 23, 2012
Get the crooked cunt mug.Unknown english slang that means a apecific day of the week... On face value sounds like a day of the week but is not that particular day...
I will see you on chewsday, or chooseday....
Sounds like tuesday... Only a way to use a play on words... Now it becomes like meetimg a person at a corner of two parallel streets and chooseday ...
Then later you will be normally thinking and nominate a date that is choosing a day...
It may also mean cjuisday as some dialect that means a special day of being shown how there is a timeframe and if you wont choose day then you are too intellectually redundant to be anything more meaningful than two words that sound like a day of the week...
Sounds like tuesday... Only a way to use a play on words... Now it becomes like meetimg a person at a corner of two parallel streets and chooseday ...
Then later you will be normally thinking and nominate a date that is choosing a day...
It may also mean cjuisday as some dialect that means a special day of being shown how there is a timeframe and if you wont choose day then you are too intellectually redundant to be anything more meaningful than two words that sound like a day of the week...
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
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