Alabama Crapdangle

1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.

2. A card game.

Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!

Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.

by Ibid Goldstein January 14, 2010

crapdamn

interj.

The best compound word in existence. Often used in painful or frustrating situations.

Crapdamn! I shut my toe in the door!

by uknowiknow13 June 28, 2006

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

crapisms

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crapadoodle

Crapadoodle is when your being fucked up the ass and take a shit while the cock is up ur ass

MARY!why the fuck did u just crapadoodle?Coudln't you have took a dookie befor we did it?

by Chuck May 13, 2005

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

Crapadoodle

crap,slang for non curse words, i also coincidentally COME UP WITH THIS WORD NOT KNOWING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAD ALSO THOUGHT IT UP....(ANNOYING) ANYWAYS....CRAPADOODLE!

(CRAPADOODLE)THE DOGS SHIT ON THE CARPET AGAIN!!!

by CrazyCatLady October 9, 2008