Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).

A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."

by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011

Pot Calling Kettle Black

This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!

by nomusclerussell September 25, 2017

Scotty's Calling Me

When you are high on some kind of drugs, also known as "geeked up".

I smoked a joint, now Scotty's Calling Me. . .I'm geeked up!!

by STM2001 July 6, 2009

crolling

The act of creeping and trolling at the same time.

Quit liking all my things man! Why're you crolling me?!

by crackerjackrobaino July 20, 2011

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016