Cracking off

Laughing really hard with ur friend Julia

Hey Julia quit cracking off

by ILUVMEHSELF October 22, 2025

Cracking rabbits

To waste time, to be unproductive.

Isaac couldn’t finish his job because he was cracking rabbits.

by Fatamigos November 17, 2025

flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

get cracking

the term get cracking means to get to work on something.

"Geez Frank this boss wants this project completed by noon tomorrow. We better get cracking."

by John Eades July 12, 2006

whats cracking

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008