Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

cowbellist

The coolest motherfucker in the whole goddamn band. This guy doesn't give a shit. He comes out, bangs on the cowbell, and the crowd loses its collective shit because that's exactly what this goddamn song needed!

I wanna be a cowbellist when I grow up.

by rvfvs June 28, 2018

caweedy

The new aroma or scent in the california air because of the legalization of weed.

Be careful outside today, the weather is Caweedy. Wear a mask!

by Created for a purpose October 15, 2020

Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Megan Cowell

The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.

Wow I really wish I had a Megan Cowell as my best friend.

by micliciousss January 20, 2019

Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021