The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
by cforzy October 18, 2019
There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.
"Cow House?"
Yeah, you know, where they live...
"Cow House?"
Yeah, you know, where they live...
by Glass Grade July 04, 2012
by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2016
Tea Cow is a term that can be used to sing along to Justin Timberlake's song "TKO". The YouTuber Colleen Ballinger (physcosoprano) made a point by saying that it doesn't sound like Justin Timberlake says TKO, it sounds like he says TEA COW. You could also use TEA COW when you would like to have a burger and some tea. This can also be referred to as a tea dispenser that looks like a cow.
"What would you like?"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"
by MinervaV123 December 19, 2013