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courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.
Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.
by k bro May 25, 2010
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Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.
“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”
by Zhoenix April 27, 2007
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Courtesy Suckle

A kindly gesture by a woman blessed with an ample, shapely busom who allows someone obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as an erotic courtesy.

(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)

Synonym: courtesy suck
Claudius was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts that she, flattered by his attention to them, allowed him a courtesy suckle.
by Victor Felix September 19, 2005
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Courtesy Space

(noun) Space created by people who wish to stay out of other's personal bubbles, or who don't feel talkative. Found in seated areas, such as a waiting room, or auditorium, and usually one chair/stool/etc. in length
Man sits down by a woman on a bench, leaving a small, but visible space between them
Woman: Hey now, I'm not infectious
Man: This is a Courtesy Space, I didn't want to impose upon your personal bubble
by Samson Ugandah March 4, 2010
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courtesy ponytail

when having sex, one partner provides a "courtesy ponytail" in order to get it out of the way for some serious action.
"would you like to have sex"
"yea lemme throw up a quick courtesy ponytail so we can minimize tangles"
by lizstone3 August 28, 2012
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Courtesy Clerk

That guy is a Courtesy clerk it must be brutal
by JohnnyKun1 June 16, 2019
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