courtesy lol

To use the phrase lol when you get a text message that is supposed to be funny when it actually isn't normally sent to a girlfriend so she doesn't mad, you also may expect getting at least a courtesy lol when sending something funny to someone else.

Frank: "Did you send that funny cat pic to drew yet."
John: "Yeah he didn't even give me a courtesy lol."
Frank: "Asshole."

by Mr.3 September 5, 2011

Courtesy yell

A verbal reprimand given by parents in response to their misbehaving children, having no effect on said children, given to convince near by adults who are annoyed by children's misbehavior that said parents are at least attempting to maintain control.

My neighbor hollared out while his kid was running circles around me, while gardening in my front yard. Of course, Jimmy didn't slow down, we all knew it was just a courtesy yell.

by caveman2 May 15, 2018

Courtesy Comment

A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..

Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.

by themomodermondar January 26, 2018

courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.

J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.

by MrJelle July 21, 2017

courtesy time

also time before dating an ex's friend. Friend also applies to sibling.

Guy1: Did you hook up with Sarah yet?
Guy2: Almost, but it's Liz's sister.
Guy1: Oh yeahhh, sisters. Give it some courtesy time.

by A2A January 8, 2008

courtesy sweep

When a man sweeps a finger through a women's vagina while making out with her, smelling his finger in a nonchalant way while making a quick decision if it will go to the bed, shower or sending her straight home!

I ran the courtesy sweep on her and we took it straight to the shower first!

by Double dutch rudder August 3, 2019

courtesy fuck

Sexual intercourse that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture; a pity-fuck that's not gender-specific - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonym: courtesy suck

The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005