penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

by David newington April 13, 2020

retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

High contrast living

When a person lives in the extremes. One who smokes cigarettes and then only consumes organic food.

I explore moderation through high contrast living. Last night I drank a bottle of jagermeister, so I must go for a run today!

by KweenKarima October 10, 2008

Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

contracronymn

An acronymn that contains a contraction

Common contracronymns:
DW- Don't Worry
DH- Doesn't Hit

by Joseph Garbster January 30, 2007

contrast

Examine in order to note significant differences between two or more things

Jase and Colin's personalities are pretty contrast

by goodvibesgoogooogg April 3, 2017