CONTRADICTOR

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

congradufuckalations

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...

Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

by The idiot!! April 2, 2008

south central cartel

A g-funk hip hop group from South Los Angeles that is most notable for their song Servin 'Em Heat. It consisted of a few members, but there most popular members were Havoc and Prodege.

SC kickin' some gangsta shit!

Hey isn't that from one of those South Central Cartel songs?

by cptKitteh July 29, 2016

Cum Central

The greatest restaurant to ever exist created by Wil and Lyric. A restaurant where only human sperm is served in shapes of actual food. Many people love eating here. The secret menu consists of only the finest animal sperm.

Examples:
Cumsghetti
Jizzeroni and Cheeze
Cumburger
Frozen Cum Patties
Cumcream
Oreos with a special dipping sauce.
Cumshakes
Cumcakes

We also cater for childrens' birthday parties.

Hey lets go eat at Cum Central!
Your mom's a regular at Cum Central.
Your mom are our most loyal customer at Cum Central.

by CC Creators September 19, 2022

Bethlehem Central High School

A school for James Charles' hopeless descendents

Kid 1: Omg did you go to the football game last night?? We won 55 - 0!
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back

by qscgukugcsq October 23, 2022

contrarian

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.

Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
----
Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
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Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*

by Iritscen December 25, 2010