When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.
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Get the monch the conch mug.The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
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While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.
The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
CONCHER
-noun-
One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.
Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.
The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
CONCHER
-noun-
One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.
Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"
"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"
"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"
"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008
Get the conching mug.Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.
You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.
She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.
She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
by Bcjana July 12, 2016
Get the Conchetta mug.It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.
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