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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018
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dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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companion cube

The eminent center would like to remind you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you and cannot speak. If you do hear the companion cube speak, ignore what it says as it would sooner destroy itself than be a burden to you.
by The Hater of haters December 4, 2014
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ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.
"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)
by Roka_73 January 21, 2009
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Anti Brony Coalition

A group of people dedicated to cataloguing the ridiculous behavior of bronies, adult fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Considered noteworthy for their ability to write a paragraph-long rant against bronies without resorting to petty stereotypes, a trait long sought after by cringefags and EDiots.
Anti-bronies? Man, these 10-year old homophobes aren't true anti-bronies. The Anti Brony Coalition are the only ones that make any damn sense. As a brony, I can put up with them.
by MayorMustachioOfficial July 30, 2015
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Composition

Written raps and rhymes. Lyrics.
I'm bustin' funky compostion as smooth as a prism. So check it as I rap to this fly ass rhythm.
by Alomar November 27, 2004
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The Mid Carson Coalition

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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