colin jamison

The scariest lizard on the planet

Did you see that Colin Jamison yesterday

by HiathereGeorgie December 15, 2017

Coinshine

Originally meant a money grubbing and fiscally unscrupulous individual, but has grown to encompass any kind of unpleasant individual or thing; used to describe an unacceptable state or condition.

V. To con or swindle, to make someone part with their money by the use of ruse and deception. Also used to describe an action that hurts the physical integrity of a thing or individual.

“You’re being a real Coinshine”
“You’re picking me up in that coinshine of a car?”
“I got coinshined out of my paycheck by that man”

“Can you quit coinshining my wall with that hammer?”

by AK Deseret January 29, 2022

Phil Collins Hour

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.

*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.

by JAMiSSxx September 11, 2010

Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,

Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.

by Netherman14 September 4, 2013

Suzanne Collins

A relatively good author who is partial to killing her characters out of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you finish (insert book here)?
Person 2: Yeah, (insert character here)'s death was so surprising!
Person 1: Well, that's Suzanne Collins for you.

by RSAtom March 4, 2016

Auntie Collins

A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.

My boss pays her male employees more than her female employees; she's such an Auntie Collins.

by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018

tiani collins

Someone who acts like a dumbass sometimes

Tiani Collins does dumb shit sometimes

by Bassman33 February 22, 2019