caleb colman

an autistic little shit that cant stop grabbing at other mens dicks. he wears a strap on and sucks it all fucking night. no one knows were he came from bit we are trying to so we can bomb it so another shit fuck like this doesn't come to this world. his dick is the size of a fucking kit kat and his fucking hair be looking like a traffic cone. he also wears the gayest goggles and

wow look at that caleb colman fucking his hamster

by fn2817 November 29, 2017

Colgate

- A toothpaste that Many Americans have

- Means " Go hang your self" in another language

- Where is my toothpaste.... Colgate

- Why don't you Colgate??????

by Ummmm #13 May 12, 2009

colgate brownie paste

after having anal sex with a girl that needs to poop you can sqeeze the poop out that collects out of your penis hole like a tube of tooth paste, and you will have colgate brownie paste

jeremy says:"hey katherine, i have some colgate brownie paste for you" katherine says: "put back in my ass with the others"

by ucancallmedragon March 11, 2009

Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

Colman

5”0
Future 5”9 guy

Woah Colman is gonna be y’all some day

by I short March 9, 2019

Colman

dumb as fuck

weeb looking ass
Fat fuck
Sad

person1: Colman's a fat fuck isn't he
Colman: ye

by Bookshelff December 17, 2019

Colgate University

Official safety school of Bucknell University

Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.

by Ripper0309 August 7, 2008