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The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.
Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.
by strong badian October 31, 2004
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doing a woman with no foreplay.
Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.
by r day February 8, 2009
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The band that Bono wipes his ass with.
"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)
by Degree7 August 10, 2009
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:Literally one of the best bands that ever existed
Here's some good songs from them to make you happy

Something just like this
The scientist
Viva la vida

Clocks
Paradise
Fix you
Higher power
Yellow

You're welcome :)

From
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Coldplay: the best band
A quote from the best band
Me: look at the stars, look how they shine for you ⭐️:)
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Coldplay is U2 Lite...a blatant ripoff of the better band.
Wow, Chris Martin tries way too hard to be Bono and whoever the hell their guitarist is rips off the Edge's unused chords! Coldplay needs to be ORIGINAL
by Somebody wicked cool July 30, 2008
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The gayest band in the world. All they do is play horrible music and have no musical ability at all. If you like Coldplay, you most likely like your own sex.
You like Coldplay? You must be gay.
by C-Man_to_the_max August 21, 2009
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The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;

- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.

- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.

Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.

30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009
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