Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.

Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010

colento

adj,

to stare intensly at someone or something, without no aparent reason.
Comes from the portuguese adjective "colar" that translates "to stick", in this case, with your eyes.

Mike: Man, that guy keeps staring at us, what the fuck does he want?
James: Nothing, he's totally colento!

by Nozes com Filhoses September 24, 2009

Colbert-wich

A sandwich that Stephen Colbert ate on his show, Colbert Report. It consists of two pringle chips with whipped cream in between them, similar to a sandwich.

John: "I sure could go for a snack"

Paul: "Why don't you make yourself a Colbert-wich?"

by Cam Bam the Man March 31, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Hilarious host of the Colbert Report. Most people forget his full name, Dr. Sir Stephen Colbert, D.F.A

Next to Jon Stewart as the funniest comedians on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert shows America's true threat, BEARS!

by psychonirvanafan March 14, 2010

colbertosyndrum

Adjective: One who is suffering from a "Colbert Report" fanatic phase. They often boo at their T.V.'s when the "Colbert Report" does not win certain Emmy's at the Emmys.

Martin: Man, Johnny's been trippin over the Colbert Report.
Lucy: Yeah, hes got colbertosyndrum.

by Justin Flowers October 4, 2007

The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.

There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!

by Mr. Johanssen August 8, 2006

Colden

Someone who is good looking but is horrible at replying to your messages. 10 hours streams are their weekness, You'll never be abke to hate them thought because they are just that cool.

"Wow that Colden dude is so hot."
"Isn't he dating Franki"

by FiberOneGranolaBar March 18, 2017