cod squirt

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

cod

A phrase to describe what people talk under the influence of drugs

My God that boy is talking a lot of cod

by Jack T May 7, 2003

Murray cod

To go on the nod, be it from heroin or another drug.

Jeff had a hit of heroin and now he's gone on the Murray cod.

by D` March 29, 2008

COD Whopper

When playing a FPS shooter, a bomb or other explosive equipment kills three or more enemies at once.

"Dude, the final kill cam caught my cod whopper with extra noobs."

by Joolnu December 30, 2012

CoD player

Someone who sweats 8 litres of water per day and is a virgin until they turn 70

Tom: I play CoD, I’m a CoD Player

Tom’s friends:

Tom: I don’t have any friends

by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021

COD thumb

An inconvenient bruise on the end of your thumb caused by clicking the left analog stick to run in call of duty for endless hours.

i wish i didnt spend my entire day playing mw2, i have a terrible case of COD thumb.

by shecks June 19, 2010

cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008