cockroach

Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.

Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.

Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?

Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.

Mr. Brown: A what?

Sidney: With a coach!

by deathmetalfan May 4, 2011

madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroachin'

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.

bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.

by G I noah July 29, 2011

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009