Cock-Pit

A woman who is used to an exes Super King Size nob and now she dont feel anything off the regular ones, neither do they though it kinda just sinks in! :S

girl: he was massive, the best orgasim i EVER had but now Ive got *fill in lads name* and hes cute sweet and funny, but dont really do anything for me, kinda just sinks in, and he cant be getting much pleasure eithe, my ex turned me into a bucket man! *sigh*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

cockpick

inserting your tooth pick in the cock
(OWWWWWWWW!!!)

my girlfriend got pissed and cockpicked me!

by Assburgler June 20, 2003

cockbiter

Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.

Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock

Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah

Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet

(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)

Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone

(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)

Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)

Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!

(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)

by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

Cockwitz

A facility in Germany 🇩🇪 were your cock will be forced to cum 70 times a day or they will take a centimeter of the tip of your penis.

Shut up or I’ll send you to cockwitz

by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

cock pit

When a guy has sex with an armpit. Also referred to as a shoulder barge.

Harry could do his girlfriend in the normal way...but he prefers cock pits as he's a pretty twisted individual.

by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010