Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
by Wilby Daniels December 7, 2013
Get the Ewok Cockblock mug.When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
by KJDubs September 28, 2011
Get the Loving Cockblock mug.The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
Get the Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation mug.Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
by cayibo January 16, 2019
Get the Jace the cockblock mug.If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,
And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.
And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.
by djawesome54 January 8, 2015
Get the Double cockblock mug.When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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