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Ewok Cockblock

Being such a big Star Wars fan that it prohibits you from getting laid.
Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
by Wilby Daniels December 7, 2013
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White Collar CockBlock

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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Loving Cockblock

Cockblocking one of your friends when they're really drunk and trying to fuck an ugly chick.
Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!

Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!

Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
by KJDubs September 28, 2011
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.
by cayibo January 16, 2019
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Double cockblock

To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date
If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,

And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.
by djawesome54 January 8, 2015
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coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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