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Cock

That is a huge cock!
by Mxlly April 26, 2016
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Cock

Poop
In
A

Funnier

Form
(Yes I know funnier is not a word)
Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"
by adas2009 May 14, 2019
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Cock

To get fucked over, overworked, be made to do bullshit jobs, to be unnecessarily miserable. Also used as "the cock", or to be "cocked".
"Holy shit, I have to work on the weekend again, but the boss's buddy dosen't? This is cock!"

"Fucking dammit, we just got cocked with a double shift!"

"For fuck sake, we have to stay at work for another 3 hours? Why do we keep getting the cock?"
by Rageaholic June 12, 2007
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Cock

Something that virgins are scared of.

Something girls would rather have in their vagina other than their mouth.
Janette: "I'd rather have Jesses cock in my vagina than in my mouth."

Maria: "Me too."
by OfMiceAndBands June 10, 2014
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Cock

by hog January 3, 2007
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Cock

What I live for. My favorite food. My favorite toy.
by WhoreJennyLovesCock January 25, 2017
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Cock

Another name for a rooster, what you thought it was going to mean penis, you sick pervert
Farmer: Look at that nice cock ever there

Person: *laughs hysterically* hehe that's what she said

Farmer: *sighs*
by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016
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