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Jumbo Cluster Fuck

The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
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fucking clusterfuck of fuck

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature
My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck
by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011
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White Cluster

A song by Opeth that is about how 2 lovers tragically die whenever the man was sentenced to death for marrying or at least try marrying his love, Melinda. The crowd stood there as they tie the noose and the lovers die.
Dude 1: So what you think about the song White Cluster
Dude 2: The song was epic but the meaning of it is kinda dramatic
Dude 1: I know right
by InsideTheReverie August 4, 2018
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cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck
by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011
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clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting
To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events
by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006
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Clostridium botulinum

A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.
Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.

Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.

Person 2: So? What does that mean?

Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.

*throws Spam in trash bin*
by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010
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claustrophobic chill

The meaning of Claustrophobic chill is when you are hanging out with a large group of people in a small area.
I met up with my buddy and we claustrophobic chilled.

Tell your friend to come to our claustrophobic chill party
by The cloudy gals November 11, 2020
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