Clerped

Another way of saying that something is messed up.

I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.

by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

clubernuckin'

A fight that occurs outside of the club, usually over a stupid and ridiculous dispute

"Yo Troy and Kev were clubernuckin' outside"
"Over what?"
"4 cents dude!"

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

Clueless Kevin

When someone makes a stupid comment or remark

“That kid is such a clueless Kevin”

by Clueless Kevin March 23, 2023

cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 2, 2009

pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.

Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.

by Skaught October 26, 2010

Nervous Clervis

to be nervous and to be named clervis simultaneously

GIRL, I am nervous clervis right now.

by biggercuddles June 10, 2011