Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

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Cuenté

Exact definition: "Thats Cool" but SO utterly cool, the word 'cool' just isn't strong enough.

Because of the potency of this extremely strong version of 'cool' it cannot be used in a sentence. It is a sentence on it's own.

Pronounced: c-w-a-n-t-ay

Person 1: *Drops cartridges out of guns and kicks them into a bad guys face, rendering him unconcious*

Person 2: Cuenté... *Nods head in rhythm to the word*

by Juan Smooth April 21, 2009

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Clunt

Slang, Vulgar. A girl you can't stand but hook up with anyway because the sex is good.

Man, Stella's such a clunt. I hate her but the sex is just too awesome to give up.

by Cpt. Bravo McAwesometrousers August 19, 2010

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Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009

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