Clunge Catcher

A clunge catcher is a tool used to catch clunge. The tool can consist of anything that the user may want to use to catch the clunge. Nets, tranquilisers and bear traps are popular among most men. Clunge catching is illegal in most developed countries.

"Hey bro, im off to catch some clunge with my clunge catcher, can I take your net and this bronzed up ripped bloke?"

by PalMatt July 30, 2009

clangers

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

by flatster January 19, 2008

Gel Clings

Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.

A fun way to decorate your room.

I spent the change left over from clothes shopping on gel clings

by Figure.10 May 18, 2009

Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

clingification

The act of clinging to someone or something with annoying persistence as first used in the Twilight fanfic "A Constant in the Darkness" by Camoozle

I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.

by camoozle July 21, 2009

clinger

a tight pussy that grips your cock when you have sex; tight pussy;

a girls second time having sex; her pussy is a clinger

by evirtSSS January 2, 2012

Clunge

A British name for a vagina

I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.

by anon June 18, 2006