velvet clinch

n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.

"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"

by 6o66y dville December 12, 2007

cliffed it

when somebody makes a cracker of a joke, creating a glory moment similar to the epic feeling of stopping a motorbike on the edge of a cliff, then 'falls off' in the process of making another, this time lame, joke, as they go for too much glory.

Person #1: "You're so gay you make a circle look straight"

Crowd: "HA HA HA"

Person #1 (Feeling cocky): you're so gay you make a gay man look straight

Crowd: ...

Person #1's friend: "Mate, you just cliffed it"

by stilltryingforwordoftheday May 6, 2009

Clifton Hill

Located in Niagara Falls, Ontario. It is one of the most popular tourist attractions in the city. It is also where the city gets most of it's money from. Overpriced attractions (such as the Skywheel) and restaurants are scattered throughout the area to keep tourists entertained. In the summer, it is normally swarmed by tourists and drunken local teenagers. It is also a hang out for emo kids and punks (if you look hard enough). Exercise extreme caution on Friday nights in the summer just after 10pm when everyone emerges from the falls after the fireworks display. Also, beware of tourists running into the street. It is a hell hole to drive there in the summer. In the winter, it is pretty much dead. Actually, all of Niagara Falls dies in the winter, minus the people working the attractions.

No, we are NOT driving down Clifton Hill...it's almost 10:10!

by FexyJC January 10, 2011

Cliffe hanger

When in the act of making al-fresco doggy-style love near the top a cliff, taking one's partner closer to the edge so they push back out of fear, thus intensifying the pleasure. The extra "e" represents the Cliffe area of Holmfirth, a spot favoured by those of an oudoor baby-making persuasion, usually under the guise of walking the dog.

I went out walking t'whippet last night and treated me lass to a Cliffe hanger while I were there.

by KentuckyAndTheTrumpets November 16, 2011

clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.

by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012

cliff anger

The unfiltered rage associated with plot lines, climaxes or any other general important issues, events or actions in any work of fiction that is just left hanging there with no resolve, usually to never be closed, solved or resolved.

"Why is Joe so pissed?" "Because {insert title of tv show here} was canceled before he found out how the maid was murdered." "Ohhh, cliff anger huh?" "Cliff anger."

by Iz Watching November 6, 2015

Cliffhang

verb : to tell someone that you need to tell you something important on phone or text or IM, then hang up or go offline.

girl : hey , i needed to ask you something, its really important.....
boy: Go on, I am listening.

15 minutes later...

boy: are you there?
boy: did you just cliffhang me????
boy:hello

Spoiler: the girl fell asleep

by fingertipsonfire December 3, 2015