Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

Un-intentional Caring

When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.

Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex

by ChaumChom August 27, 2010

Clarting

UK slang for drive by shooting as featured in JHus Common Sense song, Clartin'.

Hop in the 4x4 Dem mans go clarting off on that blood clart type pagan man

by BowelSpilla October 7, 2017

lewis and clarking

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.

Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D

by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009

carington

6'2 275

bro carington is an oreo

by coleman v April 20, 2017

Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet

Clarinets are the best instruments ever!

by squidward333 January 10, 2019

Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008