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charger

A muscle car made by Dodge from 1966 to 1974. The '68 Hemi Charger could do 0-60 in 4.8 seconds. By the way, the was an auto w/ 3.54 gears that they tested. The '69 Hemi 500 model could do that 1/4-mile in the low 13-second range at over 110mph. Most Charger's topped out at around 140mph.

Biggest Problem: Too small of brakes
Dodge sold almost 100k Charger's in 1968.
by Mya Jadg September 27, 2005
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Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.
Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?
by MaryJane123 December 10, 2005
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San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.
Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.
by Boltz17 May 24, 2011
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dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.
my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck
by shaughn June 11, 2006
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clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.
Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!
by Gadeanz August 14, 2010
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cargo fart

n. A fart that carries a load. See G and L
Oops! I pushed too hard and dropped a cargo fart.
by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004
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clag

when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.
i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)
by busmas April 22, 2003
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