dry crotch

when a straight guy gets drunk and start grabbing your cock and balls over your pants

"Doug was hammered drunk, he was dry crotching everybody at the cook out"

by PAPPYPANTZ January 23, 2016

Cotch

to hang/chill on your own or with other people

'wanna come and cotch at my house tonight blad?'

by BuffEnid February 3, 2005

car crotch

The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.

I don’t know about you but I’m getting real bad car crotch over here.

by TheOdysseus December 29, 2017

crotch hawk

A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.

"My friend Melanie is such a crotch hawk...I don't think her eyes ever get above the waist."

by KMOB July 26, 2006

cotched

To be in a state of intense relaxation.

"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."

by Ashmanok February 20, 2007

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

Crotch Cannibal

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

by Killer Js house of blues January 24, 2009