A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.
by KMOB July 25, 2006
People who look like the freshly hatched offspring of a clown. Often are townies in otherwise tourist or college-student filled ares. Attributed to noted philosopher Sean Keith.
by KMOB July 06, 2006