Christfish

A person using Christian dating apps that aren’t religious.

I met him on a Christian dating app, but he doesn’t even go to church. He’s a total Christfish.

by Dickwis August 9, 2025

Christautism

Someone who believes in christianity over obsessively.

They're overwhelming christautism scared everyone away.

by xFaQux December 26, 2025

mason christianson

A motherfucking god.

Mason Christianson is a motherfucking god.

by Mason Christianson February 6, 2017

Luke Christianson

He a person (ish). I can't explain what he is

Luke Christianson is a ( )

by bobs house December 13, 2019

Benjamin Christiansen

FESTE MED HESTE

HE STRAIGHT FIRE, LIKE HE WAS SENT FROM HELL

Benjamin Christiansen? nej det bare en Nigger

by HiIAmStupidGuys February 7, 2022

dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.

I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

by elsbeth May 8, 2022

Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.

Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022