Christianity 

Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.

Man Christianity is screwed up

Christianity by Coffeebean2018 June 14, 2018

Christianity 

The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...

Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.

Christianity by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008

Christianity 

Do things for Jesus.

Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are

-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*

-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."

Christianity by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Christianity 

A cult full of stupid fuckers.

Christianity is a cult, not a religion.

Christianity by devils_lettuce January 10, 2021

Christianity 

A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible

If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help

Christianity by redgrave1093 May 26, 2021

Christianity 

The belief that Jesus is the Son of God, came to Earth to die for all, and lives today for all Christians. Christians are those who believe in God as being their Savior.

Those of us who love Jesus are called Christians and rightfully accused of being involved with Christianity.

Christianity by Khloe4 May 17, 2015

christianity 

quote:
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1. One of multiple religions. Christianity has many sub-christian groups with varrying titles, but centering around the idea of Jesus Christ, son of man dying on a cross to repent for humanity's naturally sinful nature. Christian belief also involves the art of baptism, prayer, and referring to the bible. Christians are commonly viewed as "good" people and is one of the largest religions on the planet earth. Christians also believe the basic idea that if they have faith in their god they will go to heaven or a place of eternal euphoria, if they are wicked or deny their god, they will be sent to hell, or as the bible refers as a lake of burning sulfur. Based around fear of an omniscient entity along with many, but not all religions, involving the idea of a God, heaven, and hell.

2.(Short-version) A Christian is a man who repents on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.

That man is a Christian.

Atleast that Christian man is sorry.You do the same except you're not even sorry.So you're criticizing him for being sorry?"

sorry dont mean shit if he's gonna do it again tomorrow. atleast other people who dont say there sorry or confess have come to terms that there going to do it again and aren't lying to themselves, and there minister/pastor etc.

christianity by Mediaptera January 3, 2005