Barbra

Has three kids and wants to speak to the manager

Barbra: "I have three kids and want to speak to the manager"

by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Christianity

Do things for Jesus.

Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are

-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*

-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."

by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Canada

It doesn't exist.

*Person tries to enter Canada* *Canada not there* Person: "I Fucking Knew It!"

by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018