Definitions by Ihopethisworksforscrabble

Canada

It doesn't exist.

*Person tries to enter Canada* *Canada not there* Person: "I Fucking Knew It!"

Canada by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Barbra 

Has three kids and wants to speak to the manager

Barbra: "I have three kids and want to speak to the manager"

Barbra by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Christianity 

Do things for Jesus.

Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are

-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*

-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."

Christianity by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018