Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

Chopper

A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.

Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!

by Rob In June 3, 2014

shin chopper

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

Chopper

This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.

I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.

by fartwhisperer July 18, 2010

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011