Chucks

Wow...they're SHOES people! It's sad that all of you can look at a person's shoes and assume so many things about them (ie: they're a poser prep or some "emo fag", etc etc). I personally spend $30 on a pair, because I (gasp!) actually like them and how they look. No, I'm not trying to look "punk", I'm not trying to fit in, I'm just wearing some sweet shoes.

Dumb Narrowminded Person Who Had Chucks Before Chucks Were "Cool": What the fuck, you just bought some new Chucks for the first time, you're just trying to be cool. What a freaking poser.

Me: Dude, they're a fucking piece of rubber, canvas, and thread. Get a life.

by Milton Waddims December 28, 2005

chockerblock

completely full of things (lincolnshire, england origin)

"This bucket is chockerblock with fish for the seals"

by x sara x October 26, 2006

chicks before dicks

the female equivalent of "bros before hos"

"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"

by Majestic Asia Crane October 16, 2009

chockas

fuller than full, packed, filled to the brim, crowded...

Mate, this pub is absolutely chockas, let's go to the Strip joint down the road..

by Sawbones October 16, 2005

chocko socko

Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.

"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"

by Diablo June 6, 2003

fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."

"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"

by Meow! May 8, 2005

chicks with dicks

office drones who at one time may have been men,but now think and act like women. these girls use all the office tricks of real women, fake friendliness, fake niceness,back stabbing,gossip,and rumor. good luck to a regular guy who steps on one of these bitches toes. instead of confronting the offender they smile while waiting for a chance to stick in a knife often the offender dosen't even know that he did something wrong. a chicks main weapons are rumor and gossip, she will say that someone did something implying that the someone is her target, but never really naming him. her target is in a can't win situation if he ignores the rumor then it's true,if he conforts the chick she denies it and the target is now a bully, and a brute. the only real hope the target has is someone higher up than the chick for his own reasons tells the chick to shut up or get bitch slapped.the chick will then denie any knowledge of the affair and knowing that she's being watched leave her victum alone for now.

i saw a bunch of chicks with dicks going to lunch at the center looked like a girls night out. jon was ok until i told him we couldn't do it his way i thought he would scratch my eyes out. bob was let go, too bad he was the only one who wasn't a chick with a dick. i turned down the job too many chicks with dicks in that place.

by benthere March 3, 2008