Chesticles

Boobs!

Gee had a cracking set of chesticles

by gypsydreams82 May 9, 2019

chesties

a word that when used right could only mean one thing oddly shaped (small) ball like boobs

damn all asians have chesties!

by mvassos June 19, 2011

Chesticles

Breasts that sag or hang as testicles do.

"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"

"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"

"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"

by Eggs Over Hard September 19, 2007

Chesticles

Small or saggy female breasts

OR

Very small male pectoral muscles

Cindy: Jess do you have an extra pushup bra?
Jess: Cindy, you need a lot more than a pushup bra to help those chesticles.
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Brett: Bro, feel my pecs.
Brody: Your not gonna impress anybody with those chesticles.

by Disco Jackson June 22, 2009

Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

chesticles

Those dangling access ports/catheters that hang from the chest of a dialysis patient.

It's important to keep your chesticles clean and dry, lest infection set in!

by Diana Tyler October 29, 2005

chesticles

Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.

She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.

by David Andrew Oliver August 9, 2007