chancer

1: A person unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
2: A person who is reckless in their behaviour.
Can also be used in a derogatory or humourous manner.

You would think that chancer would have hired a qualified engineer to fix that faulty electricity pylon.

by irritaant June 13, 2003

chanclas

House slippers or sandals.

What happened to your face? My mom got pissed at me and slapped my with her chancla! Oh, that's messed up.

by Lil Rob November 20, 2003

50-50 chance

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated

Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.

by Dick Banger May 22, 2008

Chancla

1.Chancla : spanish for flip flop
2.Chancla: Si tu mama retira su chancla estas muerto.

Friend: Jesus que paso
Kid:Mama y ella chancla

by Nike cart May 18, 2017

ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

Chance

1. LUCK
2. Awsome name for awsome kids

1. It's all up to chance.
2. Chance is one cool kid

by Mr. Chance May 6, 2006

chancletas

Tools used by Cuban parents to instill discipline and fear into their offspring for major, minor, miniscule or sometimes non-existant infractions of their will, which is until you are 18, the Supreme Law of the Land.

Hey Pedro, for getting that "C" in class, go into your mother's closet and bring out the Chancletas we are going to beat you with.

by Davdav2000 September 21, 2006