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Chair in a cup

It’s a chair in a cup.the cup leads into a chair in a cup universe
by Catsonaut and STONERMAN September 24, 2020
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Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.
Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”
by DaListener September 25, 2020
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Chair-Clean

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.
We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.
by BootyBoater October 20, 2021
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Chair Emoji “🪑”

The chair emoji is an inside joke on TikTok. The joke is to use the “🪑” emoji in place of normal laughing emojis such as “😂” or “🤣”, and it was made for the sole purpose of confusing users who have not seen the joke’s original video. So now that you know, be sure to play it cool, alright 🪑
Comment 1: “LOL this video has me dying 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑”
Comment 2: “What’s with all the chair emojis?”
Comment 1: “What do you mean?”
Comment 2: “The chair emoji “🪑”?”
Comment 1: “You wouldn’t get it”
by It’s_Nyx September 13, 2021
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Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
by opeth6669 January 13, 2022
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Chair-kun

A very wholesome chair that has very devoted fans (totally not a cult). He has two brothers whom are Jay and Slime-kun. Jay envies Chair-kun so much that Jay sits on him and refuses to let stream see him.

After Chair-kun loyal fans tried to get him back by spamming "Hydrate", Jay decide to raise the price for "Hydrate" causing the whole community to become very sad.

Chair-kun appearance: A very handsome chair (better than Jay >:) ).
Chair-kun fan #1: Where chair
Jay: nO
Jay whole community: >:(((((((
by Chair Kun Simp January 3, 2022
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chair boarding

The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."
by Ian Mckenna May 17, 2005
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