usually a bold mexican that is scared of blue cows. not afraid to admit that he got squaids. has really nice bedongkedonk that everyone touches. Zeus gave him a pony for his bday, as the horses can tweet now. loves CHEEZE. favorite phrase: OFF YOUR HEAD!!!
Carlita? MEH...
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Get the Carlita mug.(car-lee-tuh), n. 1. a woman whose grand ass (booty) of epic proportions is sure to leave men broken-hearted and drifting. 2. a woman of exceptional intelligence, beauty, swag and style with a grand ass of epic proportions. 3. a woman with a grand ass of epic proportions, who has little regard for the feelings of the man (dude) who adores her and her grand ass of epic proportions most especially because she does not trust that he really does adore her and her grand ass of epic proportions. She is destined for a life alone. (More common alternate spellings: Carlita, Carletta)
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