A large ginger person, with the body of a greek god and an 8 inch long penis. Likes long walks in the rain and playing xbox. Normally seen with mandemz snee dodzy crowther and goat.
Kid 1: Colley is so cool with his massive dick and gorgeous body
kid 2: yes i wish i was him
Colley: fuck you!
kid 2: yes i wish i was him
Colley: fuck you!
by Laura Goulding October 24, 2009
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Amazing person who has an heart of gold
by 123boo August 23, 2012
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Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?
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Get the callypigian mug.She is a beautiful girl who can be annoying sometimes but has a good heart. She can run fast and is pretty tall in most cases. She usually has her hair twisted, braided, or down. She likes to be the the Center of attention. She makes a big deal out of small things but she isn’t trying to be dramatic. She can be a Capricorn ♑️. She is very creative and has good grades. She also has many friends and is popular. She might forget about her bff 👯 ♀️ Because she is always in the crowd but she always comes back. You can trust her with almost anything. She isn’t afraid to kill anyone though. She loves make up and her hair different colors.
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Boy: Oh look it's that girl again, so weird.
*2 hours later*
Girl: I don't what to do, Emma
Emma: Cayley, listen to me. You're strong, smart, photogenic, gorgeous, you deserve the world. Don't listen to that boy. He doesn't deserve you.
*2 hours later*
Girl: I don't what to do, Emma
Emma: Cayley, listen to me. You're strong, smart, photogenic, gorgeous, you deserve the world. Don't listen to that boy. He doesn't deserve you.
by just.x.tired March 11, 2021
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