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Caging

Verb.
The act of vandalizing a computer or phone by doing the following:
1. Replacing all wallpaper images to pictures of Nicholas Cage
2. Changing all shortcuts to Nicholas Cage
3. Replacing all icons with the Face of Cage
Optional:
4. In the case of a computer, alter the Username and possibly password to Nicholas Cage/Nicholascage
5. Change screensavers to sexual images with Nicholas Cage photoshopped in.
End of Optional.

Final Step: Enjoy the Cage Rage.
Person 1: Dude, so I 'm thinking about Caging my sister's computer, any suggestions?

Person 2: Take pictures and post it on the internet. Make a meme out of it.
by SparkDaKirin October 19, 2017
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Nicolas Caging

The act of gradually destroying your own success, or burning up your good will.

Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.

AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.
"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."

"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."

"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."
by ColinStandsUp November 3, 2011
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cage gap

Unlike the mythical "wage gap," the cage gap refers to the fact that males are sentenced to roughly 60% longer sentences than females for the same crimes. All things being equal, males receive more harsh penalties for crimes than females. Cage Gap is the term used to reference the gender inequalities that exist in the US criminal justice system.

see: University of Michigan Law and Economics Research Paper, No. 12-018
Man 1: I robbed the 7-11 and got ten years.
Man 2: That sucks. I know a woman that robbed that same 7-11 and has the exact same criminal history you do but she got four years.
Man 1: Dat cage gap doe.
by jimmy vee July 14, 2018
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Nicolas Cage

1) An actor famous for movies that are either God-awful (Ghost Rider) or inexplicably awesome (Raising Arizona). He tends to overact a lot.

2) One of the internet's greatest mysteries.
Nicolas Cage is the butt of many internet jokes. There are countless memes involving the actor.
by heyitscarly28 March 8, 2014
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Cageina

A vagina you can't get out of. Ever.
Hannah's vagina wasn't just a vagina, it was a cageina. Once you penetrate, there's no going back.

"....so I climbed in there and I just could get out! I was trapped in her cageina!"
by MuchLikeHavingASit April 24, 2010
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caGenious

Someone who is uber smart. Smarter than a Genious
Susan Thayer is a cagenious.
by AnnoyedGymUser June 13, 2011
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Cagasburra

When you eat too much cevapi and your stomach cannot handle it anymore, resulting in excrements that resemble ragù.
Tecs: "Hey Marta how are things?"
Marta: "Not well Tecs, today I made cagasburra..."
by pm-bidoni July 9, 2022
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