Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking

My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.

by Eric M. July 20, 2008

strawberry creampie

A mixture of semen and menstrual blood, pinkish in color, that oozes or is expelled from the vagina and accumulates in the vaginal vestibule and upon the labia after a male has ejaculated directly into a menstruating woman's vagina.

Jack came inside Jen's cunt after fucking her bareback while she was on the rag, resulting in a strawberry creampie that Jack promptly ate to earn his redwings.

by Diane W. June 17, 2008

raspberry creampie

Ejaculating inside a vagina while the vagina-holder is menstruating

"Yeah it was her time of the month, but I love a good raspberry creampie"

by BarbaraJReadytoPlay August 5, 2018

Chesapeake Creampie

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

fajita creampie

fajita with a spread of ranch dressing creating a creampie effect when folded

Do you like your fajitas with thousand island sauce?

No, I prefer a fajita creampie instead

by liuquil July 23, 2018