our band could be your life

a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.

Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."

Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.

by shanshams March 30, 2010

a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."

by Person (: August 18, 2010

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011

I could care less

A way of checking on whether or not the person you're talking to is a fussy-prissy sort of person, or can actually pick up on sarcasm.

(A girl in an awful outfit walks by.)
"She looks **amazing**."
"I know. I love how **everything** she's wearing goes **perfectly** together."

(Someone talks about something nobody cares about.)
"**I could care less.**"
"Don't you mean, 'I couldn't care less.' ?"
"Sure. Hey, you know what? Your outfit is **fantastic**."
"Thanks!"

by LovetteCher March 07, 2013

Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 05, 2010

should have could have

interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.

"You'd better should have could have, man."

by Rich December 08, 2004

i could eat a buttered frog

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

by me old fruity August 31, 2006