Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic

Of a congressperson, who describes themselves as being for the people, while is secretly a commie.

Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign is purely congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic.

by Samawnline January 16, 2019

Congresstrate

When a large, powerful body self-castrates itself to show submission to another entity, usually by inaction and pandering

The US Congress congresstrate itself by not challenging the President, ever.

by Word Hatchet August 27, 2025

The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek

The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.

by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026

Putin’s favorite congressman

Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.

Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022

Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022

Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022