Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Congratulations

PewDiePie’s newest music video sarcastically congratulating T-Series for surpassing PewDiePie and into the most subscribed YouTube channel but the truth is that PewDiePie will always be number one in our hearts. (Plus Pewdiepie is number one by the way as of this date)

Congratulations on being the most hated channel on YouTube, T-Series!

by Aedyn April 1, 2019

congressmonkey

Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.

Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

congradufuckinglations

congrats i don't fucking give a shit basically

hey guess what i became a Antidisestablishmentarianism" "congradufuckinglations

by kyle9817 September 13, 2010

Congo Wheels

Any set of tastelessly large and ostentatious automtive rims (20+ inches in diameter) affixed to the stolen, fradulently-acquired, or soon-to-be-reposessed SUV of a Congoid or Negroid.

"Those fuckin congo wheels look like shit on that Navigator. When are these niggers gonna learn to leave a $50,000 vehicle stock?"

by G19 April 20, 2006

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

congenial

1. Agreeable, suitable for compromise or collaboration.

2. Having like tastes, sympathetic.

Bill was very congenial during the meeting, unlike Brenda who has to take an issue with everything I say.

by Dioxylin March 20, 2011