dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

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Confessperate

adj. When people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the 'top news' or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask 'like for a confession'

Kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status!

Andrew: dude cant u see?! She's just confessperate for likes...

Kareem: oh... well i still want one

by That Tall KiiD September 1, 2011

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fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

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