Chaos Bringer

One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"

"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."

by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018

Symmetric Chaos

THE best Free Company in all of Final Fantasy XXIV there has ever been. Full of memesters and people who hold events to have fun. Better than any MMO community you will ever find, not for the thin skinned, but for the individual who wants to hand with an immense number of people they can call friends!

Bro, invite me to the Free Company Symmetric Chaos, we need a place to call home.

by Muertesfavor May 26, 2019

chaos crew

well adjusted adults

wow imanis so well adjusted he must be in the chaos crew

by fckmia October 4, 2020

Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.

This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022