cantillionaire

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect

Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!

by oregonborne August 14, 2020

Youtube captions

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

by Andymii January 21, 2016

Cartier Piss

That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss”

I just smoked Cartier Piss.

by TonyTony1 July 4, 2021

Cartinese

The ancient divine language popularized and named after rapper Playboi Carti. Usually characterized by a squeaky baby voice and slurring of words. +**+*-×>🦋
#WLR

Me: Yo did you hear that new Carti joint?
Friend: Yeah bro, mans was speakin Cartinese.

by uuuuuzi May 7, 2020

cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

Cartier

expensive, classy and out of your league

Bro that Cartier just boosted yo swag

by kate8 June 4, 2011

cacti fetish

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti

1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.

by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015